protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
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yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid
(via professoralbusdumbledore)
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
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When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
(via tea-date-with-satan)
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